howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

(via orgasmic-humor)

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

image

seems legit

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woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

(Source: blowjcb, via orgasmic-humor)

I WILL NEVER RECOVER

(Source: giggleharry, via guydirectioners)

kindasadandalwaystired:

recoveryofabrokenteen:

littlebearofasgard:

tyleroakley:

CAN’T UNSEE.

I am fire *pant pant* 

I am death. 

you ruined my life

you mean improved your life

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via orgasmic-humor)

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via pizza)

delcat:

thefrogman:

[video]

This is going to be my response to “I’m trash” from now on
THIS IS THE TRASH YOU ARE
TRASH FULL OF KITTENS

delcat:

thefrogman:

[video]

This is going to be my response to “I’m trash” from now on

THIS IS THE TRASH YOU ARE

TRASH FULL OF KITTENS

(Source: catleecious, via benny-cum-in-my-ass)