peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via pizza)

delcat:

thefrogman:

[video]

This is going to be my response to “I’m trash” from now on
THIS IS THE TRASH YOU ARE
TRASH FULL OF KITTENS

delcat:

thefrogman:

[video]

This is going to be my response to “I’m trash” from now on

THIS IS THE TRASH YOU ARE

TRASH FULL OF KITTENS

(Source: catleecious, via benny-cum-in-my-ass)

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson, via benny-cum-in-my-ass)

deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

(via lubricates)

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

(via benny-cum-in-my-ass)

vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

image

(Source: officialvergilsparda, via laugh-addict)

censers:

i just really need someone who’ll make my life interesting

(Source: touchai, via lubricates)